Star wars dating puns

Star wars dating puns

Because they thought she was quite the Leia. Next time try not to lose it. They're afraid of whiplash. The best part of any person is always their Dark Side.

The foul black

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together. Oh, it's you, Master Kenobi. Once we're inside, we shouldn't have a problem. Luke and Obi-Wan are in a Chinise restaurant and Luke's having trouble. You are obsessed with Star Wars.

The foul black excretia of the Imperial presence was embodied in the Death's Tar. Roses are red, violets are blue, if you love Star Wars, may the force be with you. Yes, there was lots of Tattoine.

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You've made out with

It tasted alright but the meat was a bit chewie. The prophecy is coming true, the Dark Side is growing. Because the force is always with him. The Jedi celebrate Independence Day on Nabbo. Anakin and I can handle this.

Because they thoughtIf at first you don't succeed

You've made out with your sister and your dad wants to kill you. If at first you don't succeed, get a lightsaber and try again.

Yes there was lots of Tattoine

You're braver than I thought. You use the force to help your mother win at the bingo hall. Because he was taken out by the star-destroyer. Shop for Star Wars paraphernalia at the Darth Mall. Because the chickens Forced him to.

None, if the room's dark, then you can't see them cheat at sabacc. Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

Roses are red violets are